do not let the brevity of these passages prevent you from savoring the profundity of the advice you are about to receive.�� I am a really smart guy.� ��I��m intelligent. Some people would say I��m very, very, very intelligent.�� I know what sells and I know what people want.�� I have a great relationship with teopleI. ��ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.�� I just have great respect for them, and you know they like me.�� A well-educated black has a tremendous advantage over a well-educated white in terms of the job market. � [I]f I were starting off today, I would love to be a well-educated black, because I believe they do have an actual advantage.�� Our great African American President hasn��t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!�� I have black guys counting my money. � I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.�� The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.�� I know the Chinese. I��ve made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind.�� I did very well with Chinese people. Very well. Believe me.�� Who tknows? I mean, really, who knows how much the Japs will pay for Manhattan property these days?�� The Mexican government forces many bad people into our country. Because they��re smart. They��re smarter than our leaders.�� Jeb Bush will not be able to negotiate against Mexico. Jeb Bush with Mexico said, ��People, come in,�� they come in, it��s an act of love, OK?�� Jeb Bush has to like the Mexican Illegals because of his wife.�� I��ll win the Latino vote because I��ll create jobs. I��ll create jobs and the Latinos will have jobs they didn��t have.�� I��m leading in the Hispanic vote, and I��m going to win the Hispanic vote. I��m also leading in the regular vote.�� I don��t have a racist bone in my body.�� I cherish women. I want to help women. I��m going to be able to do things for women that no other candidate would be able to do � �� I will be so good to women.�� I will be phenomenal to the women. I mean, I want to help women.�� Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens, ��Can you believe what I am getting?�� I��ve never had any trouble in bed �� I have many women that work for me.�� She��s not giving me 100 percent. She��s giving me 84 percent, and 16 percent is going towards taking care of children.�� All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me�� consciously or unconsciously. That��s to be expected.�� I have really given a lot of women great opportunity. Unfortunately, after they are a star, the fun is over for me.�� When a man leaves a woman, especially when it was perceived that he has left for a piece of ass��a good one!�� there are 50 percent of the population who will love the woman who was left.�� You know who��s one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody? And I helped create her. Ivanka. My daughter, Ivanka. She��s 6 feet tall, she��s got the best body. She made a lot money as a model��a tremendous amount.�� Every guy in the country wants to go out with my daughter.�� she does have a very nice figure. I��ve said if Ivanka weren��t my daughter, perhaps I��d be dating her.�� I��ve known Paris Hilton from the time she��s 12. Her parents are friends of mine, and, you know, the first time I saw her, she walked into the room and I said, ��Who the hell is that?�� Well, at 12, I wasn��t interested. I��ve never been into that. They��re sort of always stuck around that 25 category.�� There��s nothing I love more than women, but they��re really a lot different than portrayed. They are far worse than men, far more aggressive � �� If Hillary Clinton can��t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?�� Women: ��You have to treat ��em like shit.�� What I say is what I say.�� One thing I��ve learned about the press is that they��re always hungry for a good story, and the more sensational the better. � The point is that if you are a little different, or a little outrageous, or if you do things that are bold or controversial, the press is going to write about you.�� Sometimes they write positively, and sometimes they write negatively. But from a pure business point of view, the benefits of being written about have far outweighed the drawbacks.�� Sometimes it pays to be a little wild.�� It��s always good to do things nice and complicated so that nobody can figure it out.�� If I get my name in the paper, if people pay attention, that��s what matters.�� The press portrays me as a wild flamethrower. In actuality, I think I��m much different from that. I think I��m totally inaccurately portrayed.�� You know, it really doesn��t matter what they write as long as you��ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.�� There are two publics as far as I��m concerned. The real public and then there��s the New York society horseshit. The real public has always liked Donald Trump. The real public feels that Donald Trump is going through Trump-bashing. When I go out now, forget about it. I��m mobbed. It��s bedlam.�� Controversy, in short, sells.�� The show is ��Trump.�� And it is sold-out performances everywhere.��